Memorable dialogs from "Friends"

Here are some of the cool dialogs from Friends.. which I liked it most...

Phoebe : Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Monica : Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
Phoebe : She was a drug dealer.

Monica : Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel : Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica : [On the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?... Yes, hold on. [to Rachel]
Monica : Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel : But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica : That is the unusual activity.

Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler : I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler : When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me..

[Knock at the door - it's Rachel's sister, Jill]
Rachel : Oh my God, Jill.
Jill Green : Oh my God, Rachel.
Chandler : Oh my God, introduce us.

Joey : [thinking] OK, I have no feelings for Rachel. No feelings at all. She's just a friend. I mean, I might have had some feelings for her, but now they're all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don't think I ever had feelings for Rachel. [Rachel walks into the room]
Rachel : Hey, sweetie.
Joey : [thinking] I love you.

[Monica creeps up on Chandler, in the men's room]
Monica : You know, Chandler, I've always found public men's rooms to be quite sexy. Haven't you?
Chandler : No. And, if I did, I don't think we would be seeing each other.

Rachel : Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Phoebe : Oh, No
Rachel : It's okiee. I have nice boobs.

Phoebe : They don't know we know they know we know. And Joey, you can't say anything. Joey : Couldn't if I wanted to.

Rachel : Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal.

[when Joey asks why Chandler's friend is called Gandalf]
Chandler : Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in High School?
Joey : No. I had sex in High School.

Phoebe : I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up.
Monica : No. Why didn't you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?
Phoebe : [pauses] Because I'm normal.

Monica : Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel : So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

Phoebe : My New Year's Resolution is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
Chandler : That's great Pheebs, now all you have to do is find a plane load of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler : Condoms?
Joey : We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler : And condoms are the way to do that?

Monica : I'm Rachel. I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross.
Rachel : I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.

Rachel : Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.

[Phoebe and her ex-boyfriend David meet again after a few years of being apart]
Phoebe : You got a haircut.
David : Yeah, well, I got like, thirty of 'em.
Joey : [drinking a beer on the boat] Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. [Yelling]
Joey : Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel : That is the Coast Guard.
Joey : What are they doing in the river then, they should be Guardig the Coast..

Joey : I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
Chandler : That was five years ago.
Joey : I know. You got five more years.
Chandler : Joey...
Joey : You want to make it six?


Monica : Yeah, like Ross and Rachel are so responsible. Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.